I am passing this on to you because it definitely works and we could all use a little more calmness in our lives. By following simple advice heard on the Dr. Phil show, you too can find inner peace.
Dr. Phil proclaimed, 'The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started and have never finished.'
So, I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished, and before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Zinfandel, a bottle of Bailey's Irish Cream, a bottle of Kaluha, a package of Oreos, the remainder of my old Prozac prescription, the rest of the cheesecake, some Doritos and a box of chocolates. You have no idea how freaking good I feel right now.
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4 comments:
UHAHHAHUHU! sooo funny! doritos and chocolate sounds really good right now!
That's a freakin' hilarious interpretation.
On a serious note though... I have tons of projects I've committed myself to, and I know I'd feel a lot more at peace if I didn't have these looming over my head.
Sounds good to me!
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